Robert Kraft’s Handjobs

Chip and Cern are enjoying some fresh beers from Indian Valley Brewing in Novato, CA. The beers were tasty and Chip and Cern will be back. The New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was busted at a rub n  tug massage parlor in Florida for $59. This man is worth 6.6 billion dollars. Obviously Chip and Cern have lots to talk about on this subject. This and more on his episode of the Chip and Cern Show.


Chip and Cern determine that there is no max age for seeing anyone nude, but nobody wants to see the 77 year old’s old wrinkly balls. One of these handjobs was before a big game at the AFC Championship game. 


Chip doesn’t know if the handjob is after the massage or you don’t get a massage at all. Does anyone really care if someone is paying to get a handjob or is it just because he is famous? 


The owner of the massage parlor has several pics with Trump and one where she was invited to his Florida Golf Club for the Super Bowl. 


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